This is the timeless classic from British group, Simply Red, back in 1986.
I received an email from a good buddy of mine and I must say I was humored by this email. I say humored because I’m sure we have all met one of the types of men! And I’m positive some of us fall into one, if not, more of the “types” lol. One thing I don’t totally agree with is that most of the guys they refer to are mainly bottom. I can see vers but not all bottom.
This strain of Black gay is typically very young (“green”) but quickly rises in popularity in his newfound social circle because of his youth, pliability and quick mastery of shade. His goal is to accrue as many enemies as possible since he’s convinced that having enough people that despise him means he’s “doing something right.” He will spend an entire month’s salary on designer sunglasses because he considers them social currency.
Activities: “Walking”, throwing shade, wearing eyeliner, being penetrated, hogging the camera, starting arguments with strangers, making youtube videos, going to the mall.
Top or Bottom: Bottom.
The Homo Thug’s days are numbered since this is a group that usually patterns itself after trends in Hip-Hop, and the thug image is slowly fading. However, this image is still a selling point in gay porn and a popular refuge for closeted men. He usually has archaic notions about Black male sexuality and equates “thug” with masculinity. He is disrespectful, self-hating, and needs to pull his pants up.
Activities: Hiding, lying, saying “I don’t do that gay shit”, smoking weed, being ignorant, having kids, having a limited vocabulary, not returning calls, breaking hearts.
Diva of Choice: Lil’ Wayne
Top or Bottom: Outdoor Versatile Top/Indoor Power Bottom
These teddy bears are sweet, loving, warm and always horny. The lines between a good meal and good sex are often so blurred that any conversation involving “meat” will simply have to be taken in stride. He is way more confident than you think he has a right to be, always has a date (because he looks “healthy”), he’s funny, and will give you anything in the world as long as you are consistently fucking his brains out.
Activities: Calling skinny bitches “skinny bitches”, cooking, hugging, making inappropriate double entendres, grabbing.
Diva of Choice: Jennifer Hudson
Top or Bottom: Bottom.
They roll in packs and only date each other. You never see them during the winter months because they are in the gym 24/7. Come summer, he’s wearing the smallest tank-top or the tightest t-shirt. Don’t bother lusting after him, because you do not exist in his world.
Activities: Making fun of fat people, lifting weights, talking about lifting weights, accusing skinny people of being sick, dating white guys, bumping into people, being penetrated.
Top or Bottom: Versatile/Power Bottom.
In spite of the Black church’s reputation for homophobia and intolerance, you will find that a number of Black gay men make the church the cornerstone of their social interaction, perhaps out of a sense of familial or religious obligation, or simply because the choir is so fierce. The Church Queen is usually loyal and loving, but is prone to Tourette-like outbursts of “Jee-suss!!” in any given situation. He listens to gospel music constantly and considers Loretta Divine his spirit animal.
Diva of Choice: Karen Clark Sheard
Top or Bottom: Sanctified Bottom.
He is educated, has a six-figure salary, a nice car and a big house, but nothing is good enough for him. He will throw dinner parties with his Coven Of The Articulate and they will all wear hard-soled shoes regardless of the season, time of day or theme. When he’s among other types of gays, he will roll his eyes, sneer, or attempt to oppress them intellectually. In spite of all his accomplishments, he’ll never be happy, can’t take a joke and never laughs. He can usually be found in the club wearing a blazer and sipping a cocktail against the wall.
Activities: Debating, sighing, having a small penis, having furniture delivered, going to the spa, being offended, finding excuses to use any word that requires a schwa.
Diva of Choice: Whitney Houston
Top or Bottom: Versatile/Bottom.
He doesn’t like the “gay scene” because he finds it “too mainstream.” You can find him a coffee shop with his MacBook Pro listening to underground Soul or Hip-Hop, writing poetry and waiting for someone with whom he can debate the oppression of goats and librarians. He often accuses people of “not getting” him and reactively dislikes anything that everyone else likes. He’s basically “The Uppity Snob” but with dreadlocks.
Activities: Poetry slams, debating, having his locks re-twisted, blogging, shopping at outdoor markets, calling himself a photographer, quoting Marcus Garvey, dating white men.
Diva of Choice: Some bitch you never heard of.
Top or Bottom: Top for white guys, otherwise versatile.
The Old Queen has seen everything and done everyone. He thinks you’re frivolous and that you stole everything from his generation. He will say things like “in my day, the men were men” and “remember when House music was House music?” He is short of patience and doesn’t want to hear your whining.
Activities: Knowing everything. Remembering everything.
Diva of Choice: Stephanie Mills, Teena Marie, Chaka Khan or Luther Vandross.
Top or Bottom: Like it even matters.
Here is the commercial from GoDaddy that was rejected by CBS to air during the Super Bowl.
Pillow Talk is my interview series with adult porn stars of both gay and str/bi porn.
2. How long have you been in the adult industry? – Since i was 19
3. How did you get into the adult industry? – I was asked to do a shoot for inches magazine
4. Was being in porn a dream of yours or something that just kind of happened? – lol Naw something i just got into
6. What was your first day on the set of porn movie like? – It was cool interesting it was a group set.
7. When we first talked, I mentioned to you that I will start my own production company that will put a positive, mature and fresh face of Men of Color in porn! Much of the porn for black and latinos are mainly based on negative stereotypes perpetuated by both whites and black/latinos. What changes would you like to see in the porn industry? – We need gate keepers to keep these wack sites from putting out bullshit
8. What has your experience been like working with smaller “boutique” studios (i.e. Dawgpound, PapiThugz)? – All good so far
9. Do you have a desire to work with major studios? If so, which ones? – It’s hard to get on with major companies unless your white or roided out.
13. How and when did you lose your virginity? – I put my dick in this girl in my aunts back yard when i was 12
14 You have mainly done both 1-1 scenes and 3somes. Which do you prefer more? If your private life, do you prefer 1-1? 3somes/Groups? – I really enjoy it all. groups are fun though.
17. What turns you on about a man – both sexually or non sexually! – Masculinity
18. Are you single? In a relationship? If you are in a relationship, how has it affected your relationship being in the adult industry? – Im actually in a relatioship and it doesnt affect my relationship at all
19. Where do you see yourself in the next few years in regards to the porn industry? – Not sure if i will be in the industry in a few years but if i am i want my own site or have a group exotic entertainers that travel.
21. Here are Raw Daddy’s list of questions I ask each interviewee.· Name 5 of your favorite music artists :old Whitney, India Arie, Prince, Luther, Missy
· What’s your favorite color? yellow
· What’s your favorite curse word? Bitch
· Boxers or Briefs or No Underwear : boxers
· New York City or Los Angeles: NEW YORK
· What’s your favorite lube? astro glide
· McDonald’s or Wendy’s: neither
· What do you prefer: Big Dick or Big Ass? big dick
· If you can be anywhere (i.e. islands, city, etc), where would it be and why? Island, being from miami im a beach baby i love the ocean
22. Thanks so much for your time. Is there anything you would like to say to your fans?
I’ve haven’t watched an episode of the Wanda Sykes show until I heard that Sade would be on. I, like many others, thought she was going to perform but she ended up doing a pretty funny skit with Wanda. This is a side of Sade many of her true fans haven’t even seen.
I got to give props to this guy. When you can’t find someone to fuck you, just best to leave it to yourself!
A Dallas, TX local channel showcasing local talent. Enjoy! LOL
Today is the day many in sports, especially golf fans, were waiting for. Tiger Woods finally spoke about his scandalous life that has brought down probably the most lucrative sports brand known to man. From what was a simple car accident turned into some salacious experiences we didn’t think (or probably did but didn’t care to discuss) would happen.
This is the jam from 1987. Lisa Lisa is the original Puerto Rican sista from NYC that was belting out the tunes. (Take notes J. Lo)